i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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