College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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