I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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