Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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