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i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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