Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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