i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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