oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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