My brain says no but my pants say off.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Drake has all the answers
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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