ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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