I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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