stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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