Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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