People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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