is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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