You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
