As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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