He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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