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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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