Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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