I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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