Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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