Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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