SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm really busy with my period
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