Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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