only if we run a train.
done.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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