pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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