plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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