i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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