After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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