the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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