Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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