You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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