I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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