So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
