maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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