I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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