if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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