Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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