And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We had sex on a dog bed..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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