Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
