only if we run a train.
done.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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