so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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