Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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