The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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