she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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