I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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