I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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