my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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