im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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