If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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