38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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