i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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