I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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