You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My life is pants optional.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
