i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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