So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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