He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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