i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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