Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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