if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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