so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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